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r/Relationships Girlfriend Stole My Money to Buy a Purse

2026-03-11 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:07 Wedding night 1:30 Radicalized 7:17 Fiction 11:51 Fake proposal 13:52 Stealing "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@SandySquatch 2026-03-11

Let me quote Terry Pratchett for the story about the girlfriend who hated fiction: "Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape."

659 11 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-03-11

First Story: This marriage is honestly dead. OP's husband left her on their wedding and she forgives him? OP will become a doormat if she lets this slide

595 23 replies
@RobertNorthwood 2026-03-11

That story about the laptop, and friction had an interesting line. OP's partner said "couples work through things together" didn't sound like they were working through things together when they destroyed OP's laptop.

422 5 replies
@pokemonfreak6669 2026-03-11

The fiction story is so annoying. Pokemon is one of the only things keeping me sane in these awful times. Fiction is a nice escape from the horrors of the world.

364 23 replies
@smorphous8928 2026-03-11

Story 3: if she thinks Fiction is "degenerate" would that also mean that the shows she watches are degenerate too, or is it "different"?

315 8 replies
@detictivecastielmalfoy4220 2026-03-11

"She busted my laptop" oh yikes. "I was 13 and she was 16" oh YIKES "I won't live in a house with-" cool. Leave and im also calling the cops

279 9 replies
@Rj-ij6ko 2026-03-11

Story 1: …what kind of IDIOT actually thinks “oh ya, i know i just got married, but i dont want to go spend time with my wife. I wana go hang out and drink with the boys” Like…how does that thought even come into your brain…?

241 16 replies
@kristiNerd 2026-03-11

I’m a librarian, fiction is a great tool for teaching empathy because it encourages the reader to view the world through someone else’s eyes and experiences

193 1 replies
@etcetera1995 2026-03-11

So the girlfriend destroyed someone's expensive property. Yeah throw her out with the ruined equipment. Anyone who calls something *degenerate* is dangerous.

192 12 replies
@detictivecastielmalfoy4220 2026-03-11

"I love my husband" sweetheart, he doesn’t love you the same

95 1 replies

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