r/Maliciouscompliance You Wanna Fight with the US Military? OK!

Story 4: When I worked at Walgreens, and still today, I have no idea who the president or CEO of Walgreens was or is today. I suspect OP doesn't who the president or CEO of his gas station is either.

Story 3: You can claim religious exemption from using ai if your job tries to force you into it. Thank you Pope! I'm not Christian but I am going to use this exemption anyway. Edit: While I'm not Catholic or Christian I wanna clarify I am not lying about my religion to avoid ai. My religion has rules about protecting the enviroment that ai breaks. Catholics just set the precedent and I'm grateful to the pope for that.

From the stories I've heard from family members, all militaries are like this. Love to try and get one up on each other and generally f with anyone who's on their turf. Most seasoned sergeants know how to deal with crap without breaking any rules.

Oh shit, they talking about the "Trident Juncture" NATO exercises, i was a personnel manager at the American/German camp and all I can say is that Al-Qaeda could have easily driven an army of bombtrucks into any of the participant countries´ camps, the checkpoint mentioned in story one was left unattended 50% of the time xD

*2nd Story:* This is less about messing with the US Army and more about minding your words since military personnel, no matter which country they're from, are Malicious Compliance masters since most soldiers are _very_ adept at "following orders."

I'm glad there was an addition to the last story because if the pump was malfunctioning and over pumping gas that is a huge hazard. So if the guy while being a prick was being honest OP could have just risked their life the life of the cook and the lives of any customers that come by.

Last story: I had to listen to the last story twice. That's not Malicious compliance, the clerk was rude, not the customer. A faulty pump is not the fault of the customer, nor is it their job to pay for a pump pumping out too much gas. That's actually dangerous for everyone! A small spark and everything goes up in flames. OP is asinine. A gas pump is design to automatically STOP when the tank is full. I'm more than certain that the story is fake.

For story, 3 really, they're going to be messing with I.T the most petty people alive

Story 4: Yeah if the pump isn't stopping once it detects the tank is "full", you might want to get that fixed. That being said, also never blow up at people over inconveniences, that's an easy ticket to getting laughed away

Aren't Pumps designed to stop fuelling if they detect fuel on the tip of the gun? Like, what kind of cheap knockoff did the station get