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r/Maliciouscompliance Want to Smell My Fingers? OK!

2026-06-01 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 Spicy photo 2:24 Signature 6:22 Smell my fingers 10:00 No OT 13:21 One color "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@Bofore13 2026-06-01

In story 1, an officer asking you to delete a video of them is unconstitutional in America.

568 77 replies
@dracko158 2026-06-01

Story 1: If the cop is THAT paranoid about you recording them and demands you delete it, they are likely to be doing something illegal/unpleasant. OP Already told him what his latest image is, but his power trip got the better of him.

120 1 replies
@MrKingArthurhk 2026-06-01

Story 1: It is not illegal to record law enforcement. It is a 1A protected activity. Chilling the 1A under 1A under the color of law can lead to a 1983 Civil Rights Lawsuit.

260 6 replies
@ScorpiusZA. 2026-06-01

S1: If the cops afraid of the recording, you know for certain they are, at best, not following the law/police procedure, or at worst, actively breaking it. The cop can screw off.

321 9 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-06-01

First Story: I bet that cop wasn’t expecting to see a random video of a guy's dick. That cop deserved that lmaooo

222 7 replies
@Human-kb6xc 2026-06-01

Asking to smell someone’s fingers is vile.

90 2 replies
@Kihara.Sedai47 2026-06-01

You have the right to record police in public. Don't let them intimidate you.

74 1 replies
@NEPAAlchey 2026-06-01

I like how the lady trying to prevent a 10 year old from smoking is the villain in this story. People really do just plop them kids out and let them fend for themselves.

79 4 replies
@IsYitzach 2026-06-01

If OP3 was my kid, I'd be with "Auntie Jean" and work to stomp out that smoking. I tell my physicians that I don't smoke with, "Over my dead body."

112 9 replies
@danielbrant6740 2026-06-01

*4th Story:* Bob didn't believe in "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" philosophy. He believed in the Red Green philosophy of _"If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'!"_

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