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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories: School Day Fails and Petty Revenge

Discover cautionary tales spanning decades of grudges, surprising acts of petty revenge, and intense confrontations involving school bullies and severe allergies.

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  • Review stories about faking musical talent and hilarious middle school humiliations.
  • Detail extreme reactions to petty slights, like selling a roommate's books over stolen food.
  • Analyze an intense situation where a parent encouraged physical self-defense against a life-threatening bully threat.

Shane, Damien, and Angela discuss Reddit posts themed around "Back to School," offering commentary on childhood trauma, adult accountability, and the surprising outcomes of taking matters into one's own hands. Listeners gain insight into why context matters when reacting to perceived injustices, from classroom insults to dangerous bullying.

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Get your notebooks out! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. PODCAST: https://smo.sh/PitRedditSpotify https://smo.sh/PitRedditiHeart https://smo.sh/PitRedditApple 0:00 Intro 2:53 I faked playing my instrument in band https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1j37ubi/i_faked_playing_my_instrument_in_the_school_band/ 11:36 Sponsor 12:51 College roommate ate my food so I sold their books https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1ezjikn/college_roommate_ate_my_food_so_i_sold_their_books/ 25:22 I held a grudge for 29 years https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109fccu/tifu_by_holding_a_grudge_for_29_years_against_a/ 36:09 I accidentally nailed my crush with a football https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5olvcy/tifu_by_nailing_my_crush_with_a_football_and/ 44:57 I told my daughter that life isn't high school https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1de5zlg/aita_for_telling_my_daughter_that_life_isnt/ 57:33 I accidentally revealed my Reddit to one of my students https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/i3i5kp/tifu_by_accidentaly_revealing_my_reddit_to_one_of/ 1:04:18 I told my kid to throat punch his bully at school https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jnvie/tifu_by_telling_my_kid_to_throat_punch_his_bully SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Luke Brau Art Coordinator: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast SmoshAlike: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

Top Comments (10)

@micahmix5738 2025-08-09

the kid not playing french horn getting called out for a "lively performance" almost gives me the vibes that the judges went "oh that kid's definitely pretending to play" and were super entertained by it lmao

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@itmeurdad 2025-08-09

"Everyone was looking at me like I was having a mental break" - Carrot Boy, immediately following a mental break

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@CBO4evr 2025-08-09

Carrot boy is why people should get therapy sooner than later

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@MarkStamp-o6p 2025-08-09

57:47 Shayne telling Angela she messes up all the time is serious foreshadowing for what she did to him in darts

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@deewampus 2025-08-11

Ex-band teacher here - your teacher definitely knew you were faking. If they didn't call you out either they didn't want to embarrass you or they couldn't be bothered. Those judges were also totally teasing that kid.

4.8k 10 replies
@skaboodlydoodle 2025-08-26

Seriously, it is ASTOUNDING how well Shane turned out. Child actor, Home schooled, drowned, hit by rocks as a child. And he seems like the most chill dude ever.

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@tal8762 2025-08-09

A shout out to the bully’s parents for calling out his behavior, making sure he knew he was wrong & educating him about allergies. All too often, a bully’s parents defend the bully.

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@number1jamesfox 2025-08-10

"You either die being called carrot boy, or either live long enough to see yourself become carrot boy"

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@JSombra-07 2025-08-09

Damien calling breakfast "morning lunch" made me chuckle

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@RowdyBoy82 2026-02-19

Carrot Boy is canonically the side kick of super hero, Lotion Man.

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