r/Bestof My Husband's Lunch Ruined Our Lives

Imagine cheating on someone who wakes up 90 minutes early just to make you fresh buffalo chicken wraps and set out your clothes. And then having the audacity to say your life was 'boring'?

"Leave him but don't divorce him. That way he can never claim residency again with anyone else" staying married out of pure spite to keep him out of the country love it

There’s a reason they test all pregnant women for STIs regardless of relationship status. If it is caught early enough, they can prevent/treat infants with transmitted STIs.

Ah a classic, couple settles into routine, one doesn't put in any effort to maintain the relationship and expects the other to do all the heavy lifting in keeping things afloat, gets bored, doesn't communicate, sleeps around, gets shocked that the other leaves them and the spicy new thing was just temporary.

I forget how integrated Rslash/Dabneys voice is into my morning routines i stg, man's has narrated stories for me since before I graduated :') TY Rslash/Dabney for being so consistent for literal years at this point

"Leave him but don't divorce him." Wait wha-- "So he can't claim residency with anyone else." Oh okay. That was so spiteful, i love it.

The fact that the side-piece had the AUDACITY to call OP the homewrecker when she, herself, was the one who was doing the homewrecking, eating OPs meals, possibly facilitated in giving OP and her baby an STI, and ruined her OWN life while ruining the lives of other people... I'm glad she's getting kicked out of the country and barred from coming back, but I also can't help but feel pity for the country that's having to take her back. No one on this planet would want to deal with that level of DULULU!

Babies getting STIs from parents is depressingly common

This woman, gave him a house, a green card, a baby, and prepared his coffee and all meals. Maybe he was upset that even though she cooked, he had to feed himself?

Not only do cheaters risk the health of their partner and possibly even children, but they also leave their partner and family open to whatever flavor of crazy their affair partner is. It's a horrible thing to do to someone.