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r/Offmychest I Flew 7,000 km to Date a Webcam Model

2026-03-14 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:09 Meet up 6:42 Age gap 9:42 Previously met 12:09 Spying 14:00 Depression "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@witecatj6007 2026-03-14

Not gonna lie, I thought the first OP was going to wake up on an iced up bathtub missing a kidney.

724 2 replies
@P.Paramo 2026-03-14

First OP lost me at Colombian, webcam and Medellin. —I still wonder how he didn’t wake up on a side road, memory erased, and missing one kidney and all his money —And I’m Colombian…

718 9 replies
@Mr_Timi1 2026-03-14

Actually I had no idea how that first story was going to end... my thought was maybe he was about to be robbed

431 5 replies
@VinylTaco 2026-03-14

I'll get this off my chest. My puppy is simply the best part of my life. Don't tell the wife and child. Esp the wife she paid over a grand for the puppy

280 19 replies
@bigpoppajersh 2026-03-14

Story 1. She wanted your money. Not you Story 2. ALWAYS SIGN A PRENUP

193 3 replies
@OmegaGuess 2026-03-14

Story 2, I think it's a bit unfair to assume the lawyer was manipulating her off the cuff, but his interests are definitely weighted, perhaps slightly, perhaps greatly, to his client's interests, that much I agree on. She should absolutely get a lawyer to at least look over the Prenup just to get someone unbiased to chime in on it. Unfortunately, she seems so dead set on proving she's not a gold digger, that she'd likely sign whatever he puts in front of her.

130 13 replies
@davidharshman7645 2026-03-14

To be fair to the Depression story...sometimes, doomscrolling all day is what Depression looks like. It is literally a warning sign we're given to look for. It isn't an excuse for her not to seek help or try to improve. That woman has either given up on herself or grown complacent in her illness. But, "having energy to watch TikTok for 10 hours" isn't the sign that she's faking it that OP thinks...

128 4 replies
@Spongeboyking 2026-03-14

Story 1 : I feel like the outcome of the story is what’s gonna happen is she’s going to ask him to buy all this stuff for her because he’s infatuated with her but then she just leaves him because that’s how a lot of these stories plays out

115 1 replies
@sahvannamyers1024 2026-03-14

Story 1: I wonder if she was being so cold was because whoever was supposed to help rob OP didn’t show up.

102 2 replies
@raarasunai4896 2026-03-14

12:37 Holy fucking insecurity, Batman. OP, let this one go. You think she was looking for a reason to be mad? Yeah, she was literally using a search engine to find one.

92 1 replies

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