r/Confessions I Poured Skunk Juice in Neighbor's House

story 4, i agree with your conclusion of op should lighten up on herself but i disagree that it was a main character feeling. sometimes you just get guilty over things that have barely anything to do with you because on your end the connection is clear but in reality there was a million more things you didn't consider. i don't think it was main character esque, just really bad guilt lol.

Damn. These old people dusting off their vaudeville era slurs. Edit: I should clarify, I’m not surprised they’re using slurs, I’m surprised they’re using wog and contemporary slurs specifically

If it walks like it steals hamburgers and talks like it steals hamburgers it's probably the hamburgler.

Holy Sweet Home Alabama Game of Thrones, Batman

First Story: Starting off the video with a story about incest is not how I expected my day to start lmao. The fact Lydia agreed to do it in the first place is insane. Falling in love with her is insane. Lydia is insane....blackmailing ur brother to be ur living sex slave is INSANE. Mark needs to record what she said

As someone who works customer service, the elderly story doesn't suprise me. 90% of customers who yell at or have threatened me were over 60

I am a caregiver with the elderly and thankfully the worst one is the guy who tries to touch girls butts. He is old and slow so avoiding his advances is easy enough.

re: story 4; thats just how severe anxiety works. ive felt that about a LOT of stuff, but thats my anxiety teaming up with my emotionally abusive upbringing

A wog/gollywog was a VERY racist caricature of a black person. I was born in the 80s in the UK and when I was a child, it was still common for people to play with gollywog dolls(I didn’t have one, I just know I saw some), the older generation used to that word to refer to black people and there was even a brand of marmalade that used it as their mascot!! Along the same lines, we learned a rhyme in school, the one that starts “Eenie Meenie Miny Mo…” we were all 4/5/6 years old and had no idea that it was incredibly racist, but the teacher sat us down and said “you have to say TIGER now, okay!? TIGER. You can’t say the other word any more.” - we had absolutely no idea what that other word meant, we just learned the rhyme from older kids on the playground as you do, but I’m pretty horrified to find out that that rhyme didn’t change until the early 90s! 😬

Skunk story: Do you know how loud you have to be in a house that's 10 ft away from yours for somebody in their house with closed windows and the music playing to be able to hear you? They deserve every bit of what they get