r/Pettyrevenge Scam Me? I'll Ruin Your Business!

Driveway story: As soon as someone "assumes" you have no problem giving your parking space, it should become a BIG problem. If he had asked before parking (or letting his friends park) it's a different story. I've had neighbors like this and I've called tow trucks. And since these tow trucks do not leave notices (or I conveniently throw them out, I don't want trash on my parking), I act stupid: "Why isn't my car in your driveway?", "I mean, why should it be?", "Could you call the police?", "No, it's your car, you call them" and etc.

Man food thief stories always end up in 2 different scenarios. Ether it’s really spicy or there’s laxatives in it

"Relax. It's college." Precisely! College, NOT a nightclub!

It's a catch 22 situation. In order to get OP in trouble for the spicy food coworker has to confess to stealing the food. But in the end OP comes out the winner.

Story 3: Just because you don't have parents tearing down your door to "SHUT OFF THAT DAMN MUSIC", doesn't mean you can be a total noise demon in your dorm Hell,’you could instead have police knocking to hand in a noise complaint

"Sarah isn't evil, she just blasts music loudly at 2am and laughs when people tell her to turn it down." Dude that is being evil.

A couple of years back there was this dude selling hot dogs in Gamla Stan in Stockholm. You know the deal, turning up when people are drunk, make a killing. He had spicy sausages on the menu as well, and there were videos popping up of drunk people trying said sausage and then bending over in tears, howling with pain because of the spice. One news paper made a collage of these videos to go together with an article, and my favorite clip from that video was this sweet little old lady looking happy as can be as she ate that spicy hot dog like it was nothing. When people asked her how she could eat it she just said something along the lines of "reminds me of home".

Last story: I hate how people screw around and find out when STEALING OTHER PEOPLE’S LUNCHES TO THEN SAY THEY TRIED TO “POISON” THEM. Well..maybe stop stealing people’s lunches and you won’t possibly burn your gut and booty out your body 😂😂😂play stupid games, win stupid prizes 😂

Last story: That wasn't even petty revenge. OP wasn't trying to give the food thief any issues or anything. It was just karma

"Yellow caps on black sharpies." Well, that'll certainly be the highlight of the day.