r/Bestof My Wife is a Felon

Fun fact, Liam is the Irish for William, so this teacher actually has 9 Williams/Liams in the class lolol that's almost 50%!

"That's identity theft!" "No." That's not how that works, lady.

11:12 Fun fact: combining two idioms like rslash does here is called a malaphor, my favorite of which being "I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

*2nd Story:* Something tells me if OP decided to assign numbers to the kids instead of unique nicknames, that crazy mom _still_ would've flipped out because her kid probably won't be #1.

Story 2: _Dr. Liam Liamson (in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice):_ "Behold, Perry the Platypus, my Karen-inator! It will zap away all of the annoying Karen's and Kevin's of the Tri-State Area by putting them on the Moon!" _Proceeds to use the given story as his backstory_ Edited to correct the italics

Letting a coworker stay with you after they got kicked out by roommates sounds like a terrible idea. No surprise she's in jail.

Don’t know what the wife was thinking, if the daughter is grown and mature enough to earn/save $4500 then she really doesn’t need mommy “managing” her money. This just sounds like a huge ego/control trip from the wife, either that or she thinks her daughter is an idiot which is also a concern.

"He wants to make a giant space laser that will eliminate all terrible Karens from the world." I mean, wouldn't that make "Dr. Liam Liam" a hero?

Story 2: How crazy this woman must be to call a lawyer and CPS on a teacher for giving a student a nickname, when there are literally 5 kids with the same name.

19 mad scientists in one room and the real supervillain is Karen, go figure.