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Moist Meter | Fast X

2023-05-19 Entertainment
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CHECK OUT GODSLAP AND PLAGUE SEEKER: https://BADEGG.co CHECK OUT RETAILERS CARRYING GODSLAP HERE: https://www.badegg.co/retailers.html Fast X (2023 action / adventure / crime movie), starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez and directed by Louis Leterrier as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson. The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest. Moist Meter Scientists: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Contact: [email protected]

Top Comments (10)

@v-mekka144 2023-05-19

I genuinely believe a transformers crossover can happen at this point

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@dizzyhq5100 2023-05-19

The fast and furious movies are like late night fast food, it’s not objectively great food, but at the right time, it hits the spot nicely

8.3k 48 replies
@MVIVN 2023-05-19

Jason Momoa is the best part of the movie, dude was absolutely chewing the scenery in every single scene he was in and you could tell the man was having more fun with his performance than anyone else in the whole ridiculous movie! He was a weirdo in the best way and an all-time best Fast & Furious franchise villain!

4.0k 46 replies
@jackfuchz 2023-05-19

Imagine seeing this man in the theater for fast X by himself when you’re the only two who got tickets

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@scratchadams 2023-05-19

For those wondering he rated the movie 70%. Too many people are skipping to the end of video just to see what he rated it. You are welcome

1.8k 54 replies
@Grudgebearer47 2023-05-19

I loved the part where Dominic Toretto said “autobots roll out” and the entire crew turned into transformers

1.6k 7 replies
@TheEscapisten 2023-05-19

Vin Diesel unironically being upset that the F&F-franchise have never been nominated for an Oscar, is something that brings me joy everyday. It's such a beautiful form of delusion. The fact that he actually believes he's making great films is genuinely inspiring. If you like what you do and are proud of your work, you will always feel accomplished and it won't matter if people are laughing at you behind your back.

1.4k 26 replies
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 2023-05-19

The whole "Jason was in almost every F and F movie" stuff made me laugh my ass so hard in the theater lol. These films have gone over the deep end in terms of absurdity and I admire them for it.

793 6 replies
@JoseVera20 2023-05-19

Can you imagine how random it would be to walk into that empty theater and all you see is one seat with Charlie in all his glory 😂😂

693 4 replies
@AbdefFable1 2023-05-19

Glad to hear Jason Mamoa is already prepping for his character role in DC's Lobo movie

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