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r/AITA for Calling the Cops on My Ex?

2025-10-02 Comedy
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Analyzing Boundary Violations, Trust Erosion, and Conflict Resolution

Discover effective responses when neighbors breach property lines or family members betray trust, and learn why escalating an issue does not always equate to being the "butthole."

Short Summary

  • Towing unauthorized vehicles inside private property is a justified, immediate defense of ownership rights.
  • Do not concede personal property rights, regardless of custody arrangements or pleas for neighborliness.
  • Intentional infliction of harm (e.g., contaminating food with allergens) defeats any justification for prior victimhood. This analysis reviews five distinct conflict scenarios spanning property claims, roommate theft, public shaming, and deep personal betrayal within family structures.

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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:07 Towed 3:10 Stolen property 6:10 Peanuts 9:15 Warned ya 11:29 Gay "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@ebonivixen1375 2025-10-02

The loyalty and dependence this fanbase has is both impressive and funny. We need these videos in our days, haha.

967 21 replies
@tawnyacosta9091 2025-10-02

Peanuts story: NTA! Maybe that roommate shouldn’t steal other people’s food!!! To any food thieves, if you wanna avoid possibly getting an allergic reaction, then STOP STEALING OTHER PEOPLE’S FOOD!

320 8 replies
@digizilla164 2025-10-02

Op needs to go full custody. Mom is punishing their daughter because shes his child as well.

240 4 replies
@ismae-rienne4991 2025-10-02

10:00 i remember having to take off my prescription glasses to hold my niece and nephew for the first few times. Then, they learned "no touching glasses" and i could keep them on again. That is life. So, this friend needs a reality check

159 6 replies
@Dphantomfan369 2025-10-02

Story 4: when my nephew was a baby when I had braids he would always grab my hair. At my high school graduation he kept reaching for my diploma. There’s a picture of it too. That boy would even take my sibling’s glasses if given the chance. The point is babies like to grab stuff, it’s a part of how they learn what things are. She was warned several times and ignored it. That’s on her for not listening, although to be 100%, if someone can’t listen to a parent basic instructions they don’t need to be holding the baby to begin with.

125 3 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2025-10-02

Fifth Story, NTA: Peter outed OP to their family and got him disowned but after it happened to him he expects OP to be there for him? It don’t work like that, Peter burned that bridge after he outed OP. Peter is on his own

120 10 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2025-10-02

First Story, NTA: The absolute audacity of this guy to expect OP to pay that $1k when HE parked onto someone's property without their permission. All the other neighbors going against OP would have a different tone if it was them in this situation. The entitlement is insane

87 9 replies
@sankai91 2025-10-04

Story 3: I'm allergic to peanuts and other stuff. Result: I cook for my own. Stealing food with a severe allergy is just seeking the darwin award

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@petrastedman669 2025-10-02

Last story: the person who was outed has the right to decide to let the person who outed them back in or not. Hope OP preserves his peace. Also, Peter, you turned a band of face-eating leopards on your brother, then later found yourself in the same boat .... and are surprised your face got eaten too?

61 2 replies
@snoopysurfer582 2025-10-02

12:55 OP played the Rslash classic "why don't YOU do it" and obviously they didn't do it

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