r/Confessions I Stole an Ancient Egyptian Artifact
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Top Comments (10)
DUDE!!!! CAN YOU STOP CURSING US BY STEALING ANCIENT ARTIFACTS!!! IM TIRED OF THE DISEASES
Story 2: "He proceeded to lecture me about mustard." Hmmm, why does that phrase sound so familiar? Are you sure it's not THAT guy from THAT story?
For all of the people talking about a Pharaoh’s curse, if I remember my Egyptology Tawaret is a hippo headed goddess known as being a protector of children. If the idol he stole was of Tawaret, she might have been the reason he never got busted. Now if the idol was of Set or Apep? That’s gotta be a Pharaoh’s curse.
The person who took the Hippo Goddess was very lucky! That's the Goddess of Mothers and Children! No way she'd curse a kid for being dumb.
Story 2:Uhh,guys. Was that mustard man?
Art history student here. For the museum thief story, I don't blame you for taking the artifact. Kids & even teenagers don't fully understand the importance of historical artifacts. Op definitely did the right thing by returning it. Considering op was able to return it at all after holding onto it for so long I'm guessing it was still in decent condition too. Yeah, the fact that op had it for so long is an art conservationist's nightmare, but it being returned intact is the best case scenario regardless of how long it was missing
Never thought we'd get a confession from Indiana Jones
Story 2: Honestly, OP should be the boss far more than the actual boss. Like, he's not just a manchild, he's dumber than even 1st Graders. That would spell doom for the company if someone like him ran the place entirely instead of OP
"So, I'm not going to fix these problems, but I want you to do it, then give me your notes and tell me how you fixed it so I can say I did it." ...and this guy DIDN'T screw it all up on purpose?
In year 5 (age 9), me and 3 of my friends formed The Broken Bone Club. There was a girl who had a broken arm and she became really popular, so we wanted some of that popularity. We decided that we needed to break bones too, so we would run straight into walls during breaks. None of the club was actually successful though.
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Top Comments (10)
DUDE!!!! CAN YOU STOP CURSING US BY STEALING ANCIENT ARTIFACTS!!! IM TIRED OF THE DISEASES
Story 2: "He proceeded to lecture me about mustard." Hmmm, why does that phrase sound so familiar? Are you sure it's not THAT guy from THAT story?
For all of the people talking about a Pharaoh’s curse, if I remember my Egyptology Tawaret is a hippo headed goddess known as being a protector of children. If the idol he stole was of Tawaret, she might have been the reason he never got busted. Now if the idol was of Set or Apep? That’s gotta be a Pharaoh’s curse.
The person who took the Hippo Goddess was very lucky! That's the Goddess of Mothers and Children! No way she'd curse a kid for being dumb.
Story 2:Uhh,guys. Was that mustard man?
Art history student here. For the museum thief story, I don't blame you for taking the artifact. Kids & even teenagers don't fully understand the importance of historical artifacts. Op definitely did the right thing by returning it. Considering op was able to return it at all after holding onto it for so long I'm guessing it was still in decent condition too. Yeah, the fact that op had it for so long is an art conservationist's nightmare, but it being returned intact is the best case scenario regardless of how long it was missing
Never thought we'd get a confession from Indiana Jones
Story 2: Honestly, OP should be the boss far more than the actual boss. Like, he's not just a manchild, he's dumber than even 1st Graders. That would spell doom for the company if someone like him ran the place entirely instead of OP
"So, I'm not going to fix these problems, but I want you to do it, then give me your notes and tell me how you fixed it so I can say I did it." ...and this guy DIDN'T screw it all up on purpose?
In year 5 (age 9), me and 3 of my friends formed The Broken Bone Club. There was a girl who had a broken arm and she became really popular, so we wanted some of that popularity. We decided that we needed to break bones too, so we would run straight into walls during breaks. None of the club was actually successful though.